Jack and Jill went up the hill
With a keg of brandy
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed
Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy.


Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass
And now two of his front teeth are missing.

- Unknown